What am I waiting for?

littleflutterbird:

expectopatronadss:

dollys:

hyoraengi:

ixiao:

the-english-muffin:

gengbulge:

okaynick:

causemanderzsaidso:

Oh fuck i was stabbed! 

How the fuck you gonna shoot me right under my left tit.

I was shot in the head.

Did I get my leg sliced open with some weird thing then?

since I have none……does that mean I died a natural boring death in my past life? e_e

MY BIRTHMARK IS IN THE SHAPE OF A BACKWARDS FOUR.

i don’t even want to know.

omg i am not even going to say it

 I was shot in the eye.

I have no idea.. I have a huge dark mark/birthmark on my knee. What the heck happened!?

So on the side of my right calf, on one of my toes and all over my right arm. Bullet holes? 

johnnyderp-:

stopwishingforhim:

HAHAHAHHAHA

GPOY GPOY

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littleflutterbird:

fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:

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chardigann:liberties:

serotonin - happiness, satisfaction
dopamine - love, passion, pleasure
acetylcholine - learning, memory, dreaming

I must have a ton of acetylcholine. 

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Truth.

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expectopatronadss:

Literally did this skit all the time with my best friend.

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Number 21 is by far the most important truth.

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littleflutterbird:

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gaminginyourunderwear:

It’s true.  What can I say?

laughingsquid:

Cycles of Life

I’m looking forward to the next cycles.

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